Wed, 27 December 2023
Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts |
Wed, 20 December 2023
Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1 Support on Patreon! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 05:46 We Have Covid 09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies 14:09 Cricket Abuse 20:00 Loss Of Taste 24:04 Now Would Be The Time 25:27 Jaw Hip Connection 31:42 The Lows When You're Sick 35:41 Mom's Swearing Since The Pod 40:03 No Beer Bong For Andy 41:33 First Time Drunk |
Wed, 13 December 2023
Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Grab a new toothbrush / shop with us: Buy the Merch: Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: 00:00 Intro 02:02 Name That Bear 04:24 Selective Confidence 12:01 Instagram Phone Calls 17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies 40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals 46:14 Titty Twisters 49:18 Salad Spinner 50:41 Cat Poop Update 53:28 Irish Trash Can
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Wed, 6 December 2023
Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1 Support via Patreon! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 02:12 Tiddy Bear 16:20 Cat-astrophe 31:43 Ruby's Dog Ashes 35:08 Bearsy Bear 44:52 Fire Is So F-ing Amazing 47:14 Augmented Reality 57:23 Bad Words |
Wed, 29 November 2023
Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 01:52 Tipsy Accents 03:35 Science Class Malts 05:05 Teachers 24:21 Qanon Therapist 33:59 Online Literacy 35:54 Momfluencer 39:46 Love Has Won 46:35 A Ripple On Ocean 49:40 Manscaping 55:17 Boxer Briefs 58:27 Thanksgiving |
Wed, 22 November 2023
Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1 Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 00:45 That Tracks 03:57 Twin Flames Universe Documentary 17:57 Why Are You Smiling? 31:49 Mall Poop 42:50 Setting Boundaries 45:15 Being Defensive 49:00 The Toot Corner 53:56 The Fart Heard Around The World |
Wed, 15 November 2023
A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 06:39 Shop Your Closet 07:39 Ketchup Doc Update 08:59 Roland TR-6S 15:24 Checkout Line Dilemma 24:48 Citizen App 29:06 Social Media Comments 39:48 Cozmo Robot Update 44:24 Baccarat Rouge 540 update 46:34 Family Feud 50:19 Short Kings |
Wed, 8 November 2023
Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding
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Wed, 1 November 2023
Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 00:18 Unconventional Oven Temps 02:16 Nose Pick'n 07:40 Quirks 08:22 Generic vs. Brand Name 16:01 Orthodontics 34:36 A Pencil Mystery 39:41 Bra Update 42:20 Female Crash Test Dummies 47:42 Naked Attraction
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Wed, 25 October 2023
Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Grab the new MERCH at: Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us: 00:00 Intro 02:45 New Merch 05:30 Are Uniforms The Way? 11:56 Sister Sizes 15:49 The Bug Catcher 18:17 A Tough Week 26:16 Going Back In Time 35:38 A Private Journal Entry 53:29 The Best Nachos |
Wed, 18 October 2023
Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! Extra Credit Survey http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard
Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:19 An Alien Message 02:40 Elizabeth The Gullible Skeptic 09:14 Memories 15:38 A Bra Size Revelation 28:15 Million Dollar Bra Idea 33:16 Toweling Off 36:11 Roommate Hijinks 40:05 Animalitos! 41:11 Making That Bath Mat Work 43:17 Food Woes |
Wed, 11 October 2023
A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Extra Credit Survey: Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 02:42 Andy Called The Cemetery 16:48 The Pickle Business 30:04 Bartending School 34:20 Products Come, Products Go 38:21 Time Marches On 42:40 Apple Weather Rage 44:56 Elizabeth's Essence 49:40 Youtube Saviorism 1:01:23 Tipping 1:07:46 The Best Starbucks Ever
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Wed, 4 October 2023
Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 04:04 Safe Sex Conversations 05:55 Thinking About Condoms 07:33 Chlamydia Corrections? 08:58 Sex & Cigarette Smokers 23:29 Alien Encounters 40:14 Writers Strike Is Over! 43:54 More Safe Sex Talk 53:50 Don't Do Drugs |
Wed, 27 September 2023
Is Tennis a menace? This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 04:04 MRIs Are Scary 11:06 Tennis The Menace 15:48 The Grenade Story 22:10 Nordic Blonde Aliens 26:49 God's Flying Saucer 30:00 Elizabeth Is A Hero 36:56 Playful Conflict Resolution 47:23 We Take Pills The Same Way 49:02 Detergent Is Locked Up 52:57 Singapore Car Tax 54:35 Michelin Star Origins 56:43 French Micro Cars
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Wed, 20 September 2023
Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:57 People Know Lewis and Clark 06:28 Prison Love 08:13 Dirty Bits 09:35 Super Gonorrhea 11:32 Vaginas and Petticoats 15:27 A Mechanical Pencil Gesture 18:10 Tennis! 22:21 Caffeine Headache 25:14 Neighborhood Council 31:07 Thick Skin 35:23 Are We Codependent? 46:18 Death Nail or Knell 1:01:33 Everybody Likes A Scavenger Hunt
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Wed, 13 September 2023
A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 02:19 We Are All Nobodies 04:07 Entrepreneurs vs Visionaries 13:49 The Power In Saying No 15:29 Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis 18:51 Legacy Seems So Silly 20:45 Serious Cemetery Questions 27:55 Lewis & Clark 29:32 The St. Louis Arch 30:52 Lewis & Clark Lovers? 40:02 St. Louis Arch Part 2 47:25 Wedding Time! 48:48 Wedding Pool Jumper
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Wed, 6 September 2023
Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 03:16 Livestream September 9th 07:05 How To Become a Life Coach 09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update 12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean? 17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting! 20:35 Cue The Tears 25:15 Widower Mudd'n 30:47 Backseat Driving 36:12 Mormon Influencers 51:01 Grey Hairs |
Wed, 30 August 2023
Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 03:25 Writers Strike Update 07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland 18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels?
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Wed, 23 August 2023
A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 05:43 Hurricane Hilary 07:04 Crush'n on Stephanie 10:21 Time To Beef 13:48 A Vuori Thanks Would Be Nice 16:22 How To Ruin Leftovers 17:28 Blue Balls Line In The Sand 24:41 Disaster Energy In The Air 29:49 Crossword Puzzle Rules 39:49 British Wedding Magic 44:58 ADHD Struggles 53:54 Caffeine Addiction
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Wed, 16 August 2023
Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:41 Why Do Doctors Flush Dog Poop 05:42 Family Meals Are Tough 07:46 Deli Platters 22:23 Hollywood Networking 25:27 Bagger Blindness 29:31 Body Image Podcasts 30:28 Congress UFO Hearings 34:37 Alien Biologics 36:05 Does Trump Know About The UFOs 48:25 Good Signs vs Bad Signs 56:45 Who Likes Hunts Ketchup?
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Wed, 9 August 2023
Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show! Shop with us! Find us on Instagram: Find us on TikTok: Watch us on YouTube: 00:00 Intro 02:55 Elizabeth Goes To French Class 07:54 The Workbook Felt Incredible 20:56 Elizabeth Tells A Joke At French Class 26:50 I Just Thought This Would Fun 28:36 Body Image Struggles 29:31 Intermittent Fasting |
Wed, 2 August 2023
Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Shop with us! Find us on Instagram: Find us on TikTok: Watch us on YouTube:
00:00 Intro 02:05 What Happened To TWA Airlines? 07:24 Unethical Billionaires 11:01 Covid Hit The House 14:44 Aperol Spritz Summer 23:51 Andy's Dream Job 37:41 Peeing Off The Deck 46:51 Is It OK To Kiss Your Ex On The Cheek? 50:12 Sex With Your Ex 54:19 Wealth Conundrums
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Wed, 26 July 2023
Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked
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Wed, 19 July 2023
Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy. Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation
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Wed, 12 July 2023
Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile. Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:21 Is Anybody Listening? 06:29 Cold Urticaria 10:17 Dilemma vs. Dilemna 17:25 A Shameful Memory 34:18 Survivor 39:25 The Sweetest Thing Ever 43:56 How To Fold A Paper Towel 49:44 One Last Dumb Thing
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Wed, 5 July 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:15 An Ethical Bathroom Dilemma 12:56 Hand Under Shorts Incident 30:35 Smelling Gross Things 36:29 A Magical Moment
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Wed, 28 June 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:28 Hummingbird Update 08:02 Bird On Bird Violence 15:36 The Curious Case Of Natalia Grace 24:29 Viral Video Update 29:02 Hallelujah 32:21 L'Agence - The French Agency 43:09 Is Andy Real? 57:25 Rage and Rip 01:02:19 Baccarat Rouge 540 |
Wed, 21 June 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 05:09 VIP Restaurant Status 20:02 Brownie The Hummingbird 30:53 Is Andy The A-Hole? 48:21 Perfume Update
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Wed, 14 June 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:18 Is Anybody Listening? 04:43 Boyfriends 12:24 Do You Really Go To Hell? 14:11 Is This How Confession Works? 30:22 We Went Viral 54:56 Joyful Waitstaff! 58:11 I Don't Know What To Do With My Eyes 01:03:42 A Woman Who Doesn't Feel Pain |
Wed, 7 June 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:30 Is Anybody Listening? 01:23 Quitin' Coffee Ain't Fun 04:42 Pelvic Floor Therapy Update 24:14 Labor Stories 32:01 How To Handle A Scammer 37:55 Elizabeth's Not Built For Ikea 50:11 Peanuts In The Shell Out Of The Shell
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Wed, 31 May 2023
Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:50 It's RAY-O's! 03:57 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat 540 update 13:04 The Car Note... an update! 17:47 Elizabeth's Health Corner 29:33 Andy's Handy's 32:59 Andy's Cycle 38:06 Andy's Health Corner 47:43 Cast Iron Care 49:32 A Crotchety Old Gal |
Wed, 24 May 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 03:11 Cast Iron Skillet Talk 14:00 She smelled so good! 28:17 Don't Come Around Here Anymore 39:16 Lemon Bar Spirit 47:16 Bad Dreams |
Wed, 17 May 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:31 Is Anybody Listening? 04:27 We Swore We Wouldn't Watch It 09:30 Wedding Dance? No Thanks! 10:46 A Confession 31:13 Seriously Wedding Dances Are 50:32 Bathroom Race To The Sink 51:26 The Poop Ban Is Lifted
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Wed, 10 May 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:40 Is Anybody Listening? 03:09 Tetris Affair 10:44 Health Corner 28:36 Family Guide To Paris 44:49 What is the point? |
Wed, 3 May 2023
Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain
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Wed, 26 April 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado
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Wed, 19 April 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about? Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 04:09 My Blood Is Boiling 28:24 Parking Lot Duolingo 32:53 Birthday At The Mall 40:45 And then we went to Costco 53:47 Nobody's Listening Right Pads 59:38 She Will Have The Tortilla Soup 01:02:32 How Do Cramps Work? 01:05:07 Shark Tank 01:12:23 Crazy New York Apartments |
Wed, 12 April 2023
On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 01:59 Coast To Coast Cinnamon Toast 05:21 They Did It On New Years, Not Christmas 07:41 Hard Things 08:26 Okay Periods 11:15 Mittelschmerz 18:53 Party Down Season 3 20:45 Some Fart Facts 28:00 Whole Brain Living 32:12 Do Plants Have Feelings? 35:12 We Are Feelings Creatures That Think 55:47 Happy Birthday Andy!
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Wed, 5 April 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 04:53 It's A Small World 06:42 Trust The Process 19:06 Ofelia K Chaos Cave 20:56 So Why Am I An 30:31 AI Is Scary 39:43 The Most Common Birthday In The World 53:53 Burnt Saltines 55:46 Cinnamon Toast
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Wed, 29 March 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 02:29 A Perfect Mix Between Mark and Jay 06:29 Keeping it Professional 12:27 Tetris Update 13:11 Note On The Car Update 25:10 A Stressful Piñata 37:47 The Music Industry 49:11 Can We Circle Back To Tetris 53:32 Snoop Dogg's Cousin
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Wed, 22 March 2023
Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 09:21 Wannabe Party Crashers 19:22 Bad Butt Day 38:39 The Biggest Fight We Ever Had |
Wed, 15 March 2023
Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 01:19 Steakhouse Syndrome 24:42 Memory Land 26:22 The House Across The Street 36:15 Ojai Trip 42:18 The Difference Between Us 52:32 Dessert Squid Game 55:21 A Sign
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Wed, 8 March 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a party! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 01:54 House Update 04:00 Let's Talk About Addiction 27:44 Health Corner 28:29 Plane Crash Corner 43:25 I Wish You Did My Hair More 49:28 Wrap Up
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Wed, 1 March 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss how to gauge whether or not that voice telling you something is dangerous is a legit gut feeling or just your fear brain kicking in! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 01:46 Patreon Update 02:31 The Pukes 04:58 Wisdom Teeth Nightmare 11:21 I Got A Schatzki's Ring 14:23 Jansporting 17:41 Intuition 20:31 The Volcano: Rescue From Whakaari 26:01 A Wild Flight To Georgia 28:58 Whole Brain Living 31:27 More Volcano / Flight fear 35:27 House Across The Street update 43:49 Saying No 53:48 Sour Cream Vs Ranch 57:18 Krunchers Potato Chips
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP53_round_2.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 22 February 2023
Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approach dog poop, and Andy's new skyscraper endeavors! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:41 Review Ick 02:38 Traveling 04:08 O Magazine Is back? 10:27 Broccoli 14:05 Dog Poop On A Plate 20:10 The House Across The Street 36:05 Religion 43:14 Church Sky Scraper 53:45 Wrap up
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP52_EDIT_FROM_VIDEO.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 15 February 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:14 Is Anybody Listening? 04:55 George Santos 17:21 Liar Liar 25:08 Anna & Bernie 32:11 Mario Kart 8 39:26 Good Night
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP51_edit_1.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 8 February 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortable at a party! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us! 00:00 Intro 00:38 Taking Down Eckhart Tolle 03:10 Heart Hands 05:47 Middle Aged Love Island 21:52 Gunther's Millions 30:07 Alien Update 35:40 BBQ Charm
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP50_edit1.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 1 February 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fate, and why they are or are not going to be joining Raya! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us!
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP49_edit1.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 25 January 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Elizabeth brought fur puppy into the Love Island convo! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us!
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP48_edit2.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 18 January 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit of a pickle explaining hard drugs to his young child! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP47_de_reverb.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 11 January 2023
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us!
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP46_Edit.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |
Wed, 4 January 2023
Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabeth launched at Andy the other night! Support the show! Find us on Instagram: Watch us on YouTube: Find us on TikTok: Shop with us!
Direct download: nobodys_listening_right_EP45_edit1.mp3
Category:society and culture -- posted at: 12:01am PDT |