Totally Married (kids, family)
178 - Gobble Gobble!

Happy Post-Thanksgiving Laimeweds! We discuss our lessons in gratitude and psychic ability before giving our unqualified advice to some awesome listener questions about money and marriage, going on vacation with a boyfriend's friend's family, what a good gift is for a special someone who thinks they are just a friend, what to make of a partner who is totally unsupportive of your passions, whether or not to continue paying for a niece's lessons when her mom spends her money on more frivolous things, and lastly how to deal with a fiance who seems unenthused about the upcoming wedding? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

177 - Planta Gratis!

Want some free plants or some planta gratis? Elizabeth and Andy discuss one of the many reasons why they adore their landlord before giving plenty of super unqualified advice to listener questions about finding ways to cope with anger issues, how to handle a toxic long term friendship, how to meet other lesbians in a small southern town, whether or not to switch majors in college to something you're passionate about (film, in this case) or stay the course to please your family, finding a way to let your coworkers know you are reading their mouths because of hearing issues, not because they have food stuck in their teeth, and lastly, how to handle friends who are still stuck in party mode when you are heading towards happy grown-ups-ville? Enjoy! 

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

176 - Totally Married Love Connection!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss listener comments and follow ups plus the awesome opportunity for Elizabeth’s dream come true - a totally married love connection! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to handle a Dad’s new girlfriend at your wedding, whether to maintain friendships that induce social anxiety, how to be supportive to a spouse with mental illness and self esteem issues, and how to move on after a devastating break up from a  six year relationship when you are still living together. Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

175 - Permission To Give Permission!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss being "in the zone" before Andy poses a question about how to put someone in their place in a creative way regarding toilet paper. Then they give their UNQUALIFIED advice to listener questions about how to deal with insomnia, how to increase willpower when it comes to healthy eating, what to do about a husband's job that takes him out of town indefinitely, how to forge a stronger bond with siblings who are already bonded, and lastly what is the protocol with birth control after babies and who has to step up? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

174 - I Hate Him Fantasies!

Happy post Hallow's Eve Laimeweds! In this episode we discuss our adorable car moment as well as Elizabeth's recent run in with our street's resident ghost hunter. Then we discuss listener questions/updates about a much needed divorce from an abusive relationship, the small world update on a trash bag best friend who cheats, a question about office friendships, a question about disliking a best friend's beau, a question about how to defend/explain one's vegetarianism, a question about a toxic friendship that is making a re-entry and lastly a question about a boyfriend's trash bag friend who has gots to go! Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

173 - Time Travel To The Max!

Elizabeth and Andy check in after/before their recent (future) trip to Chicago and discuss... ya know... time travel! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to broach a discussion about money and inheritance with a financially sensitive partner, whether or not to go through with a Tinder sex-romp with a virgin who is much younger, how to distance yourself from an emotionally draining friendship, and lastly a question about handling a roommate situation when their boyfriend and his friends are a little too comfy. Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

172 - You are a B! And you are a W!


Elizabeth regales Andy with the tale of the trash bag of the week, a woman who called Elizabeth both a bitch AND a whore at the United States Post Office. Then they answer listener questions about staying for love or leaving for home, what is newly dating sex etiquette from a guys and girls perspective, what to do when your partner is in a different life stage than you and wants more commitment than you can give, how to handle a boyfriend who is still in a co-dependent relationship with his ex, plus an interesting tidbit from a listener about our favorite topic: bald vaginas! Enjoy! 

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

171 - Decidedly Anti-Shunning!

Elizabeth and Andy check in after the big announcement episode of Totally Laime - also Elizabeth shares some exciting news on the work front before she describes a scene she watched that involved, a man, his hat, and an outdoor potty break. Then they answer listener questions about making friends when you live abroad, whether or not to invest in a relationship that would be long-distance, how to cope with being shunned from one's religious family, how to inspire a spouse to get fitter without trash bag behavior, how to find a reputable therapist, and lastly a question about pursuing a creative field and overcoming self doubt and procrastination. Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

170 - The Secret Email Trick!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent success with a secret email trick (to be used sparingly!) before they discuss listener questions about whether or not to tell a current boyfriend about the ten person orgy you had, what to do about knowing that a friend's partner has cheated on them with another friend, how to give a heartfelt wedding speech, how to approach sex and relationships in college when you've never been kissed, how to politely disengage from a porch-parker, and lastly what to do about wedding party lodging for your destination wedding? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT

169 - Off Our Game!

Elizabeth and Andy fumble their tired way through a check-in and discussion before doling out some highly unqualified advice to listener questions about man etiquette when cohabitating with a woman, how to handle your spouse needing a job that would require commuting, how to move on past a difficult divorce and find your spark again, whether or not to maintain a relationship with neices and nephews whose mother and father are no longer in your life, and lastly, what to do about a "friendship" that teeters on the edge of being something more? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 10:30pm PDT