Totally Married
250 - Joining The Cool Kids Club!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent night out at the coolest place they've ever been and why getting d-runk isn't quite the same as it once was. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to know if dating someone is heading in a romantic direction or not, how to broach the touchy subject of frustratingly unbalanced division of labor in the household, how to share the news of a future marriage with an unstable father to your child, whether dudes pee through the pee hole of underwear or let it all out or any stop in between, and lastly, how to approach people to date when you are in an open marriage? Enjoy!

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249 - Spectacled Spectacle!

Wup wup! Andy's looking cool in his new specs! He and Elizabeth discuss the change in respect he's getting now that he's wearing glasses as well as the creativity lessons learned through Elizabeth's dance class. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate opposite schedules in a relationship, how to have a conversation with your catholic father about his struggles with his son being gay, what to do about a best friend who constantly mispronounces words, how to let an ex know you no longer want him to text you, what to do about an office secret admirer who's turning creepy, and whether or not you can tell you best friend she's about to marry a trashbag? Enjoy!

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248 - Doctor, Doctor!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ol' snipparoo, our doctor's new payment policy and what book Elizabeth would read at Andy's funeral. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to send delayed wedding gift thank you notes, if it's okay for a mother to tell her teenage daughter to lose weight, how to approach a coworker you have romantic feelings towards but can't get a read on, how to proceed in a friendship who believes your lifestyle is a sin, and what to say to a husband who is becoming annoyingly grope-y when boozing while you are pregnant? Enjoy!

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247 - The Story Of The Weeping Camel!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some berry bar shenanigans as well as a few uplifting stories from this week before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about a best friend who has been making annoying comments about one's spending habits, whether or not to address the issue of sleeping in separate rooms with your boyfriend when staying at your parents' house, and lastly, a question about how to deal with negative feelings towards a sister in law who is very self centered? Enjoy!

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246 - RIP Purple One!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the passing of Prince, annnnd go onto quite a journey about death (yikes!) Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to deal with an inhospitable (aka effin cray!) boyfriend's mother, how to navigate faking enthusiasm for a new niece/nephew when you're less than thrilled about the situation, what to do about a boyfriend who has a female friendship that makes you uncomfortable, and whether or not to can the comedy with two wet blankets or power on? Enjoy!

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245 - Happy Birthday Andy!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent birthday festivities, and what it would take to make a real pipe dream come true before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate a friendship that you want to turn into more, how to set phone boundaries with chatty friends, what mistakes/lessons have been learned from their entrepreneurial endeavors, how to have thoughtful communication in regards to difference in musical taste, and what to do about an awesome boyfriend who is a little too overweight for your taste? Enjoy!

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244 - Oh for Cough's Sake!

Sorry y'all, this episode gets off to a rocky start and cut short because of Andy's illness, but not until after giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to harness creativity and time management, how having a family changes your commitment to creativity, and lastly a great question about how to deal with your relationship with your father after finding out some very upsetting news about his past? Enjoy!

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243 - Tough Stuff!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the recent stresses in their worlds plus the possibility of ghost activity and what Andy's discusses in therapy before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to sensitively share your good pregnancy and life news with someone who is struggling in their own lives, what sort of parenting tools and items one should have on hand to prepare for a foster child, how to treat a selfish sister in law who is pregnant when you've been experience loss, and lastly how to heal from separating yourself from a dysfunctional family? Enjoy!

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242- The Ultimate Party Foul!

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent foray into party faux pas involving ham, as well as an update on tennis whites. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to be there for a friend from afar who is battling cancer, how to handle your beloved pet who has bitten someone but still wants to be out and about, how to navigate your feelings in a marriage when you've been betrayed, how to approach a spouse who has jealousy over a recent pay shift, how to navigate being the spouse of a depressive, whether or not to adopt a retired grey hound (yes!), how to deal with depression after a divorce, and how to handle a new boyfriend who seems like he has potential but is COMING IN HOT!? Enjoy!

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241 - Rage Of Fury!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent foray into lunacy on their street with a woman wearing tennis whites. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about the fear of having married a trashbag, how to manage a boyfriend's roommate who wants to be the third wheel, a follow up question about the woman whose husband was working a secret job, when to say I Love You in a highly sexual relationship, what went wrong in a makeout session that ended in an unreturned text, and lastly how to feel comfortable with your husband's friends when you don't necessarily fit in? Enjoy!

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