Totally Married
281 - Merry Christmas And Bah Humbug?

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Christmas memories, and Chanukah traditions before perhaps the most offensive discussion of all time regarding the bible, which takes place on this very podcast! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about forging new holiday traditions with a new partner, how to navigate holidays after losing a loved one, whether to ask a coworker out now or when you are leaving the company in a few months, how to deal with a holiday tradition that your son isn't into, what to do about friendships that are in a different life phase than you, and what is the etiquette in this digital day in age for RSVPing? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

280 - Hand Washing Win!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their differing hand washing styles as well as how germs thrive and how best to leave notes in your workplace to keep hands off your stuff! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about asking relatives to keep gifts to a reasonable amount for kids during the holidays, navigating having neighbors with very loud babies living above you, and how to deal with the suspicion that the guy you're falling for might be fibbing about having hooked up with an ex during the early days of dating? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

279 - Shark Tankin' 4 EVA!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss whether or not following your dreams is the right advice for everyone, and then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether to respond to a rude and personal FB message from an acquaintance, how to urge a friend to stop constantly complaining to you about her husband, how to participate in your husband's family relationship when you're never included, and how to deal with parents' visits when they are draining and hard to be around? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

278 - So Grateful For Hotels!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Gratitude on the heels of Thanksgiving before giving their unqualified advice to a bunch of great listener questions about whether being fat is a deal breaker in a marriage, how to navigate a change of heart in a partner regarding becoming parents, whether or not to tell a current boyfriend that a friend is actually an ex, what to do to connect as a married couple before having children, how to get your husband to have your back in public, what to do about a boyfriend who is dragging his feet in the proposing department, and how to be there for your wife who is going through fertility treatments? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

277 - Micky D's And Election Recap!

Andy gives a YUGE shout out to MC Donalds, (don't go there!) before he and Elizabeth dive right on in to more election talk. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about the crazy amount of Christmas gifts required for family when you are on a budget, how to react when you hear someone saying hurtful about people in public, and how to navigate Christmas after a family political blowup, how to handle casual dating when you're not in it for a relationship?

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

276 - Turning Despair Into Action!

Elizabeth and Andy lick the wounds of the election and try to make heads or tails of this turn. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about negotiating parenting styles, how to find your sexuality in your twenties, and how to reconcile being a second favorite family to your in-laws? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

275 - Election EEEP!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the election and why you should VOTE FOR HILLARY!! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to move forward in relationships with family members who support Trump, what to do about addressing questions regarding your sons development to best serve you and your son, and lastly, how offensive is using the term "my house" when it's actually "our house"? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

274 - Happy Halloweeny!

Happy Halloweeny Laimeweds! To kick things off we naturally discuss destiny, fate, and the meaning of life! Then we dive into at least one spooky story before giving our unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to vacation without children, how to navigate a negative mother in law living with you down the road, our thoughts on the "dimes from heaven" theory, how to support a friend who is having not great luck in the dating world, and how to say no to other people's kids? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

273 - Crate Diving!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their #bujo updates, why Andy's trunk gives Elizabeth ulcers and the score Andy found while CRATE DIVING!! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about feeling like the gatekeeper for your friend's social life, what to do about a terrible ex boyfriend who is demanding you pay him $500 for what he spent on you while dating, how to navigate dealing with a terrible co-worker who makes getting work done difficult, and what to do about a boyfriend's bestie who is awful and you don't want to be around? Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

272 - Let's Get Political!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent run ins with neighbors that featured her big mouth and it not being able to stop on its own accord. Then they contemplate what's going on in the world - voting, misogyny, and where to draw the political line in the sand with people in your life who support Trump. Go Hillary! Enjoy!

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Category:kids, family -- posted at: 1:30am EDT