Totally Married (kids, family)
242- The Ultimate Party Foul!

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent foray into party faux pas involving ham, as well as an update on tennis whites. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to be there for a friend from afar who is battling cancer, how to handle your beloved pet who has bitten someone but still wants to be out and about, how to navigate your feelings in a marriage when you've been betrayed, how to approach a spouse who has jealousy over a recent pay shift, how to navigate being the spouse of a depressive, whether or not to adopt a retired grey hound (yes!), how to deal with depression after a divorce, and how to handle a new boyfriend who seems like he has potential but is COMING IN HOT!? Enjoy!

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241 - Rage Of Fury!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent foray into lunacy on their street with a woman wearing tennis whites. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about the fear of having married a trashbag, how to manage a boyfriend's roommate who wants to be the third wheel, a follow up question about the woman whose husband was working a secret job, when to say I Love You in a highly sexual relationship, what went wrong in a makeout session that ended in an unreturned text, and lastly how to feel comfortable with your husband's friends when you don't necessarily fit in? Enjoy!

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240 - The Urinal Bounce!

Andy and Elizabeth delve into the dirty worlds of dentistry as well as urinal use and oh yeah, cannibalism! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about the personal intimate lives of women vs. men, how to help your widowed mom with her relationship troubles in middle age, and how to break the news to your family with children that you're having a formal wedding that is child-free? Enjoy!

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239 - This Isn't Going To Work For Me!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new studio space and all the fun things the kids are doing these days that "isn't going to work for him" plus some stuff about, you know, space travel. Then they give their highly unqualified advice to listener questions about a rift in a friendship due to Donald Trump and what to do about feeling the need for sexual attention from other men when you are in a happy monogamous relationship? Enjoy!

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238 - What's The Deal With Priests?

Elizabeth and Andy dive into their (not so) deep questions about the priesthood and everything that comes with that line of work as well as discuss other friends whose careers have been surprising. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what parts of parenthood should appeal to you before deciding to have kids, how to navigate family visits when your parents have four ill-behaved dogs, and how to navigate conflict in a relationship with an over-communicator? Enjoy!

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237 - Bummer City!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the hypothetical - would you rather have the chance to re-do or re-live a week from your past or go on an all expenses paid vacation anywhere in the world in your present? Then, after a few sad stories involving Elizabeth's past pets, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to cope with a tender heart in a world that feels so ugly sometimes and whether or not to continue giving life (wedding/baby) gifts to a friend who has not given you any life gifts? Enjoy!

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236 - What Is Love?

Happy post Valentine's Day! Andy and Elizabeth discuss V-day memories, what love is exactly, and why buttholes can also be loopholes. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about their stance on keeping cards over the years, how to break the news that you are moving to a mother who won't be thrilled, how to handle a high maintenance bridesmaid, and how to navigate the beginnings of creative collaboration? Enjoy!

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235 - Western Vs. Eastern Medicine!

Elizabeth does a quick recount of your awesome Amazon orders before she and Andy discuss their worldviews on Eastern versus Western medicine. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether it's kosher to return gifts from your mother in law, if E and A consider themselves entrepreneurs at heart, what recommendations they have for some anti-anxiety, chill music, and lastly a question about navigating baby night wakings without killing your spouse. Enjoy!

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234 - Happy Eight Year Anniversary!

It's been eight glorious years so naturally Elizabeth and Andy discuss... vasectomy! And plants! And other stuff! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about discomfort with a boyfriend being facebook friends with an ex's family, a diabetic husband who's health kick might be slipping, how to cope with the heartbreak of a first love breakup, and what to do with a mother who guilt trips you for not visiting enough when she never visits you? Enjoy!

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233 - Livin' On A Prayer!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss prayer - the good, the bad, and the potentially really interesting thesis paper of it! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether to pursue a crush who didn't reciprocate right away, a meta question about how we answer questions, how to navigate having a young relative staying with you without becoming a burden, how to keep sunday fundays fresh and fun when fertility is involved, how to dodge unwanted invitations from a creepy coworker, and how to heal a struggle in a marriage brought about by different emotional reactions to physical issues. Enjoy!

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