Totally Married

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the recent doc that helped her feel that there is a god in this otherwise seemingly dumpster fire of an existence in Trumpland! An added bonus of discussion about sexual assault, and the recent scandals. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to take depression meds during pregnancy, how to heal hurt feelings over a pregnancy reveal, and how to find a therapist who is effective when you have no time and no money? Enjoy!

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Elizabeth shares her good work news and talks about the thing that saved her anxious mind while waiting for the news (spoiler alert: It's OPRAH) Then she and Andy discuss the latex glove mystery of their week before giving their incredibly unqualified advice to listener questions about navigating a tumultuous family relationship especially in front of your kids, how to deal with roommates who agreed to the rules and are now rebelling against them, and how to cope with trying to conceive anxiety as well as baby-name differences? Enjoy!

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Happy Halloween Laimewads!! We start the episode with some excited news about future podcast plans! Then we discuss some spooky Hallow's eve stuff - pumpkins, mummies, ghosts, oh my!! We end with our answers to listener questions about dealing with ghosts, and how to deal with the horror of being a true blue democrat in a very red town - now that's terrifying! Enjoy!

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Elizabeth and Andy follow up to her assault story from last week with a bananas update! Then they discuss the question on everyone's mind: how many garbage bins worth of refuse fit into a garbage truck? Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure from a friend who ghosted you in a time of need, and how to cope with mother-in-law directed rage? Enjoy!

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(TRIGGER WARNING) Elizabeth and Andy discuss their memorable experiences from Halloween to Ghosts, as well as a big, intense discussion about sexual assault and misogyny in Hollywood and beyond. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not it was childish to bounce from someone for forgetting a birthday, and if it's morally okay to move in with someone when finances play a role in the choice? Enjoy!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the merits/pitfalls of the concept of faking it 'til you make it, as well as share stories of their attempts at it! After a (hopefully) positive political pocket, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do to help an alcoholic mother and also protect yourself, and how to navigate anti depressants while trying to conceive, through pregnancy and beyond? Enjoy!

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Today we discuss the art of meeting people where they are in life and why that's so effing difficult! Also, more discussion about lice! (Oy vay!) Then we answer one very thought-provoking listener question about how to address major depression in an older parent who would be resistant to the idea of therapy? Enjoy!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss Andy's likability factor, Elizabeth's inability to "read the room" and Andy's recent foray into carpentry. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to fit in sex after kids, at what age does nudity around kids become weird, how to break it to in laws that you are moving to be closer to the other grandparents, whether to bounce from a friend group who leaves you feeling less than qualified, and how to maintain a good relationship with a sister in law who constantly feels victimized or judged? Enjoy!

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Elizabeth and Andy make a spur of the moment decision to try instagram-live-ing this episode, so bear with them! They discuss butt itch, body image and new frontiers before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to be a supportive friend during the labor and delivery of your bestie's first child, whether or not a college degree is necessary to get into a career in writing, and what to do about a special relationship in which you suddenly get ghosted? Enjoy!

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their future podcasting endeavors as well as the moments in life that make them feel most content/present! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about dealing with an immature roommate who won't take responsibility for her actions, and how to navigate a parenting challenge with a partner who doesn't see eye to eye with you on what to do? Enjoy!

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